Perspective of a bi girl
Remember when you were growing up and had your first crush on someone of the same sex? Remember how shocked/scared you were when you realise you were different from everyone else? Well, imagine the confusion when you realise you crush on both the boys and the girls.
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
And people hate her because her song is too catchy?
I feel like they should have seen this coming… I mean her eye candy in that video was gay.
Since the radiator is broken and I’m…eighty per cent sure you’re not trying to harvest my organs, if you promise not to get fresh you can sleep in my room, deal?
The basic plot to most slash/gay fan-fictions that I’ve read.
Is… there some kind of problem with that? I mean, sometimes they’re on a space ship? Or in Hawaii? Sometimes one of them is a slave or a robot or a robot slave. Also, sometimes there’s a third and/or fourth person.
Infinite possibility! So long as there’s no skimping on the basics and the butt sex.
OH MY GOD MY GAY BEST FRIEND (shut up, I know it’s stereotypical but it’s applicable here) SHOWED ME THIS GUY’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL HE’S CALLED … DAVEY SOMETHING. OR SOMETHING DAVEY. DAVEY WAVEY? NO IDEA. AND HE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
of course the most important part is WHERE ARE THESE CUTE BOYS AND WHERE CAN I SEE MORE OF THEM MAKING OUT
just proving that fandom is fixated on the gay… not that i mind.